15th: Last Time You Had to Apologize to Someone

The problem with writing after work is that the "Last Time You . . . " posts will involve, well, work.


"I know you don't like this funny collar you're wearing, but it's to protect your neck. Make sure you don't move your head at all. No, hold still. Yes, Obama is still president. You're just going to feel my hand on the side of your neck"
"Ow!"
"Oh, sorry. Keep the collar on."